Microstiff: Opie & Anthony's Anthony does Vista

Q. What Spin will Microsoft put on this video's Vista conclusions?

A. Choose one:

1. Hire the Russian teacher-Windows-pirate.
2. Buy Jim Allchin a Mac.
3. Make the Vista CD's out of non-shredable titanium.
4. Pay the WSJ to name them "Most Beloved Company in the Universe"
5. You come up with some. Really.

Mini-Microsoft: Closure.